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Don't you love that moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide?
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12-15-2012 14:08
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If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was.
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I love your personality!!! Especially when your not talking is my favorite!!! JW
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12-13-2012 15:25
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Men, just because she loves your c ock doesn't mean she's in love with u
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12-12-2012 15:45
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Ladies; Just because he had an erection doesn't mean he's in love with you.
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12-12-2012 14:05
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That thin line beween ‘I love you' and bullshi t.
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12-09-2012 14:01
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Santa is really going to love the cookies he gets from Colorado and Washington this year..
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They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.
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Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die..
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I once asked an old man: Which is more important to love or to be loved? He replied: which is more important to a bird, the left wing or the right wing?
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I love the taste of tuna, but I'm not a fan of the smell. This is true about something else as well, but I can't put my finger in it. Hmm.
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12-05-2012 01:08
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success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
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If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk
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12-03-2012 22:14 by BEGO
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Someone asked me how much love was worth and I couldn't answer because alimony is calculated differently in each state.
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Writing your girl a love poem is a little less special when she helps you spell some of the words.
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If we're side by side in bed and I can't keep my eyes off you, it means I'm really in love, or I'm gonna' slit your throat while you sleep.
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12-02-2012 09:34 by Baddie
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The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart.
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12-02-2012 00:19
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THERE'S A TECHNIQUE IN LOVE: We follow the rule "Love one another" and if doesn't work, just swap the last two words, "Love another one"....
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I would love to be a fly on the wall at this restaurant because it looks like the flies are having some kind of party on the wall!
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11-30-2012 11:34 by Huck
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I'm beginning to think that "love" really doesn't mean much to tennis players...
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11-30-2012 11:13 by snotty
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