love Funny Status Messages

   I love the fact that she likes reverse cowgirl cuz I cant stand her face.

   If you're into girls that shout at the TV as they eat Doritos in their Hello Kitty pajamas, you're gonna fall in love with me so hard.

   True love cannot be found until you can find a mutual comfort level in the thermostat of your home.

   some people take so much s hit from me and are still in love with me. it's great!

   Some mistakes only a mother can love.

   Just because I don't like you doesn't mean I want you to stop being in love with me.

   Rule number five... Show no love. Love will get you killed.

   I love you more than I hate everyone else.

   Meant to tell my kids "Good night, I love you", but it came out as "Thank god you go back to school on Wednesday because this is bulls**t."

   boy, the day flys by when you do something you love. Like sleep till Noon...

   I love you but I'm too lazy to show it.

   From the creator of ‘'I Like You As A Friend'' and ‘'I Love You Like A Brother'' comes in 3D ‘'I Don't Know How To Tell You You're Ugly''

   OK girls...we aren't ignoring you, we are not being disrespectful, we hear the phone ringing, we hear the text notification!! We still love you, thank you for all you do.....So go shopping or get your nails done, go out with the girls or get something wax

   Just because I tell you that I love you does not mean I really do. I might be drunk. Or just really, really horny.

   i love when rich people compliment me on things that I spent less than $5 on

   My love for bacon is kinda like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in ツ

   When you love someone you take interest in their interests or at least pretend to.

   How much does it cost these days to make someone love you?

   I love eavesdropping on people's private conversations. Always hoping I hear something that leads to me foiling a terrorist plot.

   I love a woman in a suit! Her birthday suit that is.