Funny Status Messages

   thinking whether he might think of what he is going to think about

   not doing what Simon says

   looking to the 8 ball for all the answers

   part of a complete breakfast

   wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about

   sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets.

   filmed in front of a live studio audience

   as seen on TV

   been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

   "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"

   spitting in your general direction

   everything you're not.

   putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

   going off the rails on a crazy train

   bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!

   about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..

   out walking her pet fish

   "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"

   going to the dark side...they have candy

   riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters