Funny Status Messages

   only here while supplies last

   tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.

   eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.

   It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.

   please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls

   "If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"

   "Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"

   the reason the chicken crossed the road...

   under your bed

   has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985

   running with scissors!

   following the yellow brick road

   facing the book

   not suitable for minors!

   a Jedi. Obviously.

   doin it and doin it and doin it well

   having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant

   on your mind at this very moment

   may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock

   leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling