Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   following the yellow brick road

   facing the book

   not suitable for minors!

   a Jedi. Obviously.

   doin it and doin it and doin it well

   having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant

   on your mind at this very moment

   may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock

   leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling

   rejecting your reality and substituting his own.

   catching pokemon

   wondering how she can go forward when she doesn't know which way she's facing

   "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."

   "Now in all good toy shops, batteries not included"

   a Figment of your imagination

   playing strip monopoly with a Russian sailor and a midget called Greg

   having trouble watering the plastic plants

   divulging his mind in the complexities of t... ooo look a kitty

   "the kid next door's, imaginary friend"

   beta testing your mom.