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If your ever wondering who your real friends are on facebook just delete your account and see who calls.
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07-28-2019 10:34
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have you noticed ..not a single girl used face app
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07-28-2019 08:02
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If you puncture a hole in a garbage bag in order to roll down your window, you might be a redneck
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07-27-2019 18:50 by
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When you realize that Strap-On is No Parts spelled backwards.
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07-27-2019 13:27
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Lower my gluten intake the doctor said. Over my bread body!
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07-26-2019 21:10
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Just a motivational facebook post to myself to help me be more productive today - Log Out.
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07-26-2019 15:22
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Recently I've been reading the book of Jeremiah, because not only was he a bullfrog, he was a good friend of mine as well.
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07-26-2019 15:05
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Why storm Area 51 at all? Just dress up like an ailen and wander around outside the fence. They'll catch you and take you inside.
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07-25-2019 17:20
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The problem with quotes by famous people you read online is anyone could have brought them. Thomas Edison,
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07-25-2019 00:21
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I collect memes like kids collect Pokemon cards. any good memes you want to trade?
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07-24-2019 21:54 by
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, so who the hell are you?
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07-24-2019 21:37
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The Lion King is the best way that people from Michigan can see a group of Lions come together and win
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07-22-2019 15:42 by
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Shout out to the guy in the Beamer who gave me the finger for honking and waving at him. Your cell phone is on the roof of your car!
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07-22-2019 12:08 by
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The secret to contentment: my unmatched socks don't care into what dimension their partners were sent by the dryer. They just wish them well.
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07-22-2019 09:51
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Bernie Sanders is finally going to pay his staff the $15 minimum wage he advocates for. But he's going to reduce their hours. He has proven the point that increasing the minimum wage to $15 will cost people hours and jobs.
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07-22-2019 07:17 by
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I'm happy to say that my life is now plastic free! except for a few Tupperware containers and my Facebook account.
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07-21-2019 16:33
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Insanity runs in my family..it practically gallops.
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07-21-2019 03:56 by
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It’s very hot in most of the country. It’s like we’re trapped in the “Jersey Shore” hot tub and can’t escape.
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07-20-2019 07:09
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Area 51 is where they keep the working McDonalds iced cream machine.
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07-19-2019 18:06
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Took a step outside. Whew! Hotter than a Salma Hayek lap dance. I'm going back indoors.
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07-19-2019 12:22
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