Funny Status Messages

   thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.

   thought I saw a puddy cat!

   has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!

   playing musical electric chairs

   thought he had Swine Flu....it turns out he was just really bored

   100 percent natural

   going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!

   in your garden, peeing on your tomatoes...

   your father smells of elder berries

   celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating

   looks life a flower but stings like a bee.

   hitting you one more time baby.

   wants to be a millionaire.

   lives in a pineapple under the sea.

   blames it on the alcohol.

   Some People are like slinkies,, not good for anything, but fun to watch tunmble down stairs(:

   Thinks your so vain you proberly think this status is about you!

   drinking tequila in the shower....09:07 AM

   vertically challenged

   not the empire but I still strike back...