Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!
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11-12-2009 17:03
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i made a starteling discovery this morning, apparently someone broke into my house last night and stole my "baggie" jeans from last year and replaced them with "skinny" jeans
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11-12-2009 15:43 by fatkid
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The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.
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What did that nurse say? Brain damage? F**k I was born during an earthquake.
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switching up on you ordinary b!tchesss.
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I am perfection in the realm of understanding without comprehension in the abyss of normality.
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11-12-2009 14:15
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am no gynaecologist but am gonna look anyway!!!!!
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11-12-2009 13:56
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there sure is going to be a lot of people losing their virginity in the year 2012.
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11-12-2009 12:44 by Danmanz
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Today, everyone was telling me a girl I like wanted me to ask her on a date. I approached her, and asked if it was true. She said yes, but only because she wanted to reject me in person. FML
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11-12-2009 12:27
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"I" before "E" except after "C"...... WEIRD...
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11-12-2009 12:10
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does not know that the bird is the word.
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11-12-2009 11:58
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W.T.F. - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...the weekend's almost here!!
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11-12-2009 11:37
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Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing.
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11-12-2009 11:26
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I need to start speaking my mind because my tongue is starting to hurt from biting it!
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11-12-2009 11:23
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hates when people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
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11-12-2009 11:20
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hates people who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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11-12-2009 11:20
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hates when people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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11-12-2009 11:19
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hates people who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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11-12-2009 11:17
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hates when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
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11-12-2009 11:16
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having an I will never drink again moment!
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11-12-2009 10:15
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