Funny Status Messages

   aim for the moon because even if you miss you will land in the stars

   fell on the ice today. When I got up my keys, cell phone and wallet were gone. Must have been black ice...

   9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are geting head and you are reading my status. Hang in there mate

   Ran out of bubbles for her bath so she had to make her own.

   When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining.

   really hungry now but I have to serve the virtual eggheads at cafe world first.. aaahh! I need to get a life!

   busy cleaning the now-orange keyboard thanks to cheetos!

   really a sensible girl, it just so happens she came in a dorky package.

   I thought of something today, I wont ever do that again, it hurt.

   thinking jelously gets you no where, so hurry up and get over it.

   patience is not a virture, its a waste of time.

   pumpkins are alot like men, there heads are hollow, there brains are mush, and after a few days, they start to smell funny:S

   quit gambling. wanna bet?

   kudos to all your bra wearers out there:)

   was let out today from the men in white coats man what the hell were they thinking

   we all have different capacities, what's lacking for you may be too much for me already.. so don't push it.

   Must be nice living in never neverland, maybe I'll come visit you when I need a break from reality!

   It's for you Mr. Reid. It's Al Sharpton and he sounds pissed. You better take the call because he likes to march about as much as the Germans

   never regret doing things that will make you happy. we have but one life to live.. it's too short to dwell on negativities.

   believes people are all the same, we only get judged by what we do.