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..is working on her bad intentions since the road to Hell is paved with good ones.
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02-03-2010 02:11 by
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if there s a road less travelled... dont take it. you wont find beer.
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02-03-2010 02:10
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The best part about living in a small town is when I don't know what i'm doing,someone else does.
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02-03-2010 02:05 by
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I lost my mood ring...I'm not sure how I feel about that...
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02-03-2010 01:55
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours
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02-03-2010 01:48 by
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Its funny how Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters
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02-03-2010 01:25 by
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2 more for today Do you want some Hot Lesbein Sex and by Lez sex I mean Tea but it will still be hot
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02-03-2010 01:13 by
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Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life
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02-03-2010 01:11 by
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A true Solider is Someone that fights not because He Hates whats infront of HIm but Loves What is behind him
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02-03-2010 01:07 by
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People are like slinkys Useless Stupid But Fun to Push down Stsirs
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02-03-2010 01:04 by
Luka
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A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy
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02-03-2010 01:02 by
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Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up
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02-03-2010 00:56 by
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Bear Grylls. His name is what he eats... and how he cooks it.
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02-03-2010 00:25
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Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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02-03-2010 00:15
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out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
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02-03-2010 00:10
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Should've Driven to New York in my Toyota to see Puxotony Phil
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02-02-2010 23:57
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out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
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02-02-2010 23:47 by
michelle_songco@yahoo.com
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good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!
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02-02-2010 23:22 by
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I am cornhoolio, I make peepee from my bunghole
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02-02-2010 22:53 by
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bubblewrap under his bedsheets, so during the "Heat of Passion" it sounds like FIREWORKS going off!
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02-02-2010 22:51 by
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