Funny Status Messages

   I wish the government would takeover all the Farmville land and sell it off Facebook to pay down the national debt

   Watagatapitusberry!

   can't seem to remember to forget you

   turning japanese

   have you ever slept so good you couldn't wait to do it again as soon as you woke up?

   If I had a kid at 16 I'd get my A$$ whooped, not a TV show.

   Your mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to measure how long she slept.

   MoooooooM tell Boredom to leave me the F#ck Alone!!!!!!

   £1|{3 0h m¥ 90Ð (4n ¥0µ $p34|{ 3n9£1$h

   brought sexy back. I was charged a 10% restocking fee.

   dirty litte mind is on Active Duty today

   I Dont Care If You're A Gangster, Pull Up Your Pants Please!

   --- I hate farmers, the're always spreading sh*t

   People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).

   heard that Tiger Woods just sent Jesse James a Thank You note... and a bottle of penecillen.

   You know what they say,so I wont tell you

   I really hope I live to see my funeral

   There is a chalk outline being drawn around common sense, and most people cannot even identify the victim

   I feel sorry for Justin Bieber, everyone picks on her.

   thinks McDonald's should start selling a deep fried pickle covered in batter. They can call it the McDillDough.