Funny Status Messages

   saving money and not getting the iPad .Instead I bought a magnifying glass for my iPhone..

   I wonder what would happen if I walked through Sea World with a fishing pole.

   Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

   Its my day to protect and Serve. Protecting the donuts and serving the coffee is my specialty.

   saw clash of the titans last night, my mother in law won the battle.

   if Rambo had a gay son would his name be Rambutt?

   Do your Moobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

   A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender" I'll have..........a beer." The bartender says" What's with the huge pause?" The bear shrugs and says "I was born with them".

   save your breath.... You'll need it to blow up your date!

   He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.....

   The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed..

   Nickelback-Flash…..Why would Tiger Woods risk being seen at a Nickelback concert?......then again why would any guy risk being seen at a Nickelback concert?

   The Washington Redskins: Where pro football players go to let there career die.

   thinks life is unfair. So many rules; so little time to break them....

   At first, I was thinking of gifting my friend an iPad for his birthday, but on a second thought, I might just gift hm a magnifying glass for his iPhone...

   I don't get drunk .. I get AWESOME!!

   I know what Cinco de Mayo is, I just don't know when it is.

   thinks facebook needs a "who cares" button

   I LOVE it when people that I don't like friend request me on Facebook, I feel like St. Peter --- DE-NIED! Ü

   ...reminds you that today is Administrative Professionals Day and Hump Day, but it is NOT Hump Your Administrative Assistant Day...