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These post apocalyptic movies are just not factual. I mean how can everyone be wearing leather when there are no cows?
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My favorite alcoholic drink is probably sleep.
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09-24-2019 15:51
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In 2003 an Olive Garden waitress told me to tell her when to stop grating cheese on my salad. As far as I know she's still doing it.
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09-24-2019 15:50
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eating a straw so the turtles don’t have to
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09-24-2019 15:49
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Ever read a classic novel that really moves you? I feel that way about cheesecake.
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09-24-2019 15:41
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Parents with Antifa shirts should not worry about if their child gets laughed at about climate change
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09-24-2019 15:37
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Rotisseries are making chickens roll over in their graves.
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09-24-2019 15:36
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I'm at that age where food makes me fat.
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09-24-2019 15:35
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Greta brought to you by who eles used blonde hair girls with braids
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09-24-2019 15:34
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Climate control advise from a bar tender and a 16 year old with issues
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09-24-2019 15:33
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Yes, Lets use the little blonde girl in braid ~Hitler~
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09-24-2019 15:32
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I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
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09-24-2019 15:30
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I'm never more optimistic than when I put fast food restaurant sauce packets in the fridge and think I'm going to use them at some point.
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09-24-2019 15:30
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Will I be able to drink with these? - First question when prescribed meds
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09-24-2019 15:24
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If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Taco Bell food.
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09-24-2019 15:23
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Don't be sad when you find expired food in your pantry. Be happy you outlived it.
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09-24-2019 15:22
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I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward.
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09-24-2019 15:21
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"why do they have such a nice house?" -- my review of every movie
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09-24-2019 15:21
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Me: This spaghetti is spicy. Aquarium Employee: Did you just bite an electric eel
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09-24-2019 15:20
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Parenting tip: from now on, buy only spaghetti-sauce colored clothes.
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