love Funny Status Messages

   There's nothing worse than not getting the right amount of love from strangers on the internet.

   I've never been that "Super Thug gangsta, keep going to jail type of black guy" I'm more of a "keep a steady job, continue college, love God and my country type of black guy" regardless I still love fried chicken and watermelon.. keep it real my friends

   Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you. I got you a Justin Bieber CD.

   Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket

   I've always been told to dress for the job you want. I love my cape

   Of course best friend, you are allowed to have other friends as long as you love me more.

   There's gratification and then there's "I love not responding to you on facebook chat" gratification.

   A recent study has shown that its much more difficult to lie to someone you truly love than lying to someone you don't love.

   whats the difference between love & a sandwich? I'm great at making a sandwich

   Children need a lot of love & understanding but men need even more.

   there are so many people I would love to tell off... if only I never had to see them again

   I love when people see me and say..." Ohh I've been meaning to call you.. But lost your number.." B itch my number hasn't changed in 10 yrs! It should be implanted into your brain cells!

   The problem with love is that though we get to chose who we love, we don't get to chose who loves us back.

   Who needs a brain when you fall deeply in love?

   I won employee of the month!!!.... again! I love being self employed.

   His 'holiness'?? It seems Catholics have more love and respect for the Pope than they do for Jesus.

   I love Pope John Paul, George and Ringo.

   Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling “I LOVE YOU!”

   I see you drivin ’round town with a girl I love, and I’m like, it’s nice that she has alternative transportation.

   Random Happy Thought Factoid of the day: The Beatles used "love" 613 times in their songs.