love Funny Status Messages

   Children need a lot of love & understanding but men need even more.

   there are so many people I would love to tell off... if only I never had to see them again

   I love when people see me and say..." Ohh I've been meaning to call you.. But lost your number.." B itch my number hasn't changed in 10 yrs! It should be implanted into your brain cells!

   The problem with love is that though we get to chose who we love, we don't get to chose who loves us back.

   Who needs a brain when you fall deeply in love?

   I won employee of the month!!!.... again! I love being self employed.

   His 'holiness'?? It seems Catholics have more love and respect for the Pope than they do for Jesus.

   I love Pope John Paul, George and Ringo.

   Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling “I LOVE YOU!”

   I see you drivin ’round town with a girl I love, and I’m like, it’s nice that she has alternative transportation.

   Random Happy Thought Factoid of the day: The Beatles used "love" 613 times in their songs.

   Romney or Obama....Romney or Obama. I'm just now getting the chance to vote. I LOVE living in Florida.

   My girlfriend is so silly. I'm looking at her phone and she's been sending all these sweet love messages and sexts to the wrong number as I never got any of them.

   Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling "I LOVE YOU!"

   Life is short. Tell the people you care about that you love the them. But tell them in German because life is also scary and confusing...

   I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is "love," but it's actually "floor"

   I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.

   IKE if you love that feeling when you finally take your shoes off at the end of the day.

   If you love something, set it free... Maybe not sharks though, Or bees. Or viruses, Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything.

   If people fall in love with you too late, don't accept that love; Its after effects are annoying. It means there are some hidden problems with you or with that person.