Maureen Funny Status Messages

   sooo not a control freak - I just happen to know what is best for everyone else and how they should be doing it!

   told my son today, "I believe every single word you say. It's when you put them together to form a sentence that I have an issue!"

   making my list and checking it twice due to early on-set senility!

   "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"

   ever since watching the SNL skit, I can never hear BOC's "Don't Fear The Reaper" without thinking - "Man, that song could use some more cowbell!"

   attempting to work the word "Flagrant" in to my conversations this afternoon as I just like saying it!

   planning on stuffing my turkey with Froot Loops - I find it is colorfully festive and fun for the kids!

   realized that if no one can reach you.....you never have to waste time returning phone calls.

   NOT being considered to be a judge on American Idol!

   would like "Reasons I Don't Want To Be At Work Today" for $200, Alex.