Heather25 Funny Status Messages

   The Only Gracious Way To Accept An Insult Is To Ignore It. If You Can't Ignore It, Top It. If You Can't Top It, Laugh At It. If You Can't Laugh At It, It's Probably Deserved. ;)

   I know there are boy ladybugs, but what do you call them?

   Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

   It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

   It's alright, he's only choking!

   Unless you want to f*ck me, why do you care what I look like?

   How do I set the laser printer to stun?

   I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

   I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. ;)

   I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

   The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

   wonders if there is a manly way to eat a banana??

   Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

   You did WHAT?? With WHO?? Behind WHAT barn?? For how many COOKIES!?!?

   Trust me, if I want your opinion-I'll remove the f*cking duct tape.

   Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?

   It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. ;)

   I plead contemporary insanity.

   Good girls bend at the kness. BAD girls bend at the waist. ;)