love Funny Status Messages

   Seriously. Don't you just love it when someone hits you up on facebook chat and your WiFi goes out?

   it's better to lose a lover than to love a loser

   If you love someone set them free. If they comeback, probably it was a Fast & The Furious Movie.

   I love my lucky rabbit's foot because nothing says good fortune like the severed limb of an adorable, defenseless, woodland creature.

   Due to recent developments in the love market, my emotional trust funds are temporarily frozen.

   If you love someone, buy a bouncy castle. No one would leave you if you own a bouncy castle.

   Love is never having to use a c ondom.

   Love your job but don't love your company because you may not know when your company stops loving you.

   If you love her then you should hold her hand in public because women need to be lead around by a man or they will have no clue what to do.

   It ain't rocket science folks, women LOVE douchebags.

   I'm concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn't tell everyone on FB how much I love them.

   If You Can't Be With The One You Love... Slap The One You're With!

   Don't worry about the problems in North Korea, besides the destroyer......we've sent the B52's over. They'll surrender once they've listened to Love Shack a few times.

   “I promise”, “I am sorry”, and “I love you” all have eight letters, but then again, so does “bullsh*t”

   How she gonna wake up and not love me no more? I thought I was the ass-hole in this relationship, I guess its rubbing off.

   I love a good meal at the deli. Where else can I go to get an overabundance of nitrites, nitrates, saturated fats, cholesterol and sodium all served up on weird bread that contains seeds?

   Never ever give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.

   More people chose to be religious more from their fear of hell than their love of their faith.

   my ex downgraded and I upgraded.love it

   I love when you say something that is just dripping with sarcasm and people still can't figure it out.