love Funny Status Messages

   Love is like working out it hurts really bad until you just give up and eat a cake.

   I love you so much I increased your life insurance. Now shut up and lets go camping in the bear-infested woods.

   I love you so much I increased your life insurance. Now shut up and drink your poison.

   F'king love Sundays... Or any other day that's not Mon-Fri.

   Whoever named them "urinal cakes" has grossly overestimated their love for cake.... On a different note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?

   Don't Lie To The Love Of Your Life ..... For The Hoe Of The Night !!!

   Guys, never give up. If a girl doesn't reply to your text, call her. If she doesn't answer, knock on her door. They love a persistent man.

   Seriously. Don't you just love it when someone hits you up on facebook chat and your WiFi goes out?

   it's better to lose a lover than to love a loser

   If you love someone set them free. If they comeback, probably it was a Fast & The Furious Movie.

   I love my lucky rabbit's foot because nothing says good fortune like the severed limb of an adorable, defenseless, woodland creature.

   Due to recent developments in the love market, my emotional trust funds are temporarily frozen.

   If you love someone, buy a bouncy castle. No one would leave you if you own a bouncy castle.

   Love is never having to use a c ondom.

   Love your job but don't love your company because you may not know when your company stops loving you.

   If you love her then you should hold her hand in public because women need to be lead around by a man or they will have no clue what to do.

   It ain't rocket science folks, women LOVE douchebags.

   I'm concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn't tell everyone on FB how much I love them.

   If You Can't Be With The One You Love... Slap The One You're With!

   Don't worry about the problems in North Korea, besides the destroyer......we've sent the B52's over. They'll surrender once they've listened to Love Shack a few times.