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   messageicon an agent of chaos.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what idiot put a silent "t" in the word "listen"?
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take photos of friends with their face squished against glass. Assign to your phone contacts... it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone!
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:09 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any relationship before marriage is just training.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Prank: Have 10 friends call the same phone # for a week & ask for Jim. Then call it yourself & say “this is Jim, do I have any messages?”
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't find the meaning of life, the meaning of life finds you.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon These liberty tax male lady liberty people on the side of the road make me happy I'm not them.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't get chased by your past. Your future always catches up.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:01 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing makes people happier than when you are wrong and they are right.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 20:59 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why villians just don't shoot Batman in the chin?
←Rate | 01-22-2011 20:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon putting up a new business in town; Zodiac Signs Tattoo Removal.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 19:07 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Well I don't like you, and you don't like me. Oh you like me? Okay then I don't like you, and you like me.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 18:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people struggle with their addictions. I embrace them.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:55 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing. Then I can continue killing you with beer.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:49 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:45 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:42 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:33 by Dopey420 Comments (1)  


   messageicon naked in the shower. (You're welcome ladies.)
←Rate | 01-22-2011 16:08 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Anytime something goes wrong and everyone looks at you just jump out your seat and yell "Mortal Kombat!!" while beating on your chest! That should clear the room nicely.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 15:48 by Skendarian20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I'm hosting a jousting tournament for ALL kids in the neighborhood! All you need is: $10 (entry fee), a bike, and a broom OR mop!
←Rate | 01-22-2011 13:49 Comments (0)  




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