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an agent of chaos.
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01-22-2011 21:18
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wondering what idiot put a silent "t" in the word "listen"?
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01-22-2011 21:12
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Take photos of friends with their face squished against glass. Assign to your phone contacts... it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone!
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01-22-2011 21:09 by
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Any relationship before marriage is just training.
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01-22-2011 21:07 by
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Prank: Have 10 friends call the same phone # for a week & ask for Jim. Then call it yourself & say “this is Jim, do I have any messages?”
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01-22-2011 21:06
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You don't find the meaning of life, the meaning of life finds you.
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01-22-2011 21:02 by
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These liberty tax male lady liberty people on the side of the road make me happy I'm not them.
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01-22-2011 21:02 by
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Don't get chased by your past. Your future always catches up.
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01-22-2011 21:01 by
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Nothing makes people happier than when you are wrong and they are right.
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01-22-2011 20:59 by
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wondering why villians just don't shoot Batman in the chin?
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01-22-2011 20:48
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putting up a new business in town; Zodiac Signs Tattoo Removal.
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01-22-2011 19:07
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Well I don't like you, and you don't like me. Oh you like me? Okay then I don't like you, and you like me.
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01-22-2011 18:13
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Some people struggle with their addictions. I embrace them.
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01-22-2011 17:55 by
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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing. Then I can continue killing you with beer.
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01-22-2011 17:49 by
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
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01-22-2011 17:45 by
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Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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01-22-2011 17:42 by
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girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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01-22-2011 17:33 by
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naked in the shower. (You're welcome ladies.)
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01-22-2011 16:08
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Anytime something goes wrong and everyone looks at you just jump out your seat and yell "Mortal Kombat!!" while beating on your chest! That should clear the room nicely.
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01-22-2011 15:48 by
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Today, I'm hosting a jousting tournament for ALL kids in the neighborhood! All you need is: $10 (entry fee), a bike, and a broom OR mop!
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01-22-2011 13:49
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