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Think's that American Idol should bring back the "Trap Door" just to make it a little more interesting. \o/ 
Dear Boys wearing skinny Jeans I can't breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls
decided to become "The silent type." I'd let you know how that works out, but, you know, silence...
Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go and still had the feeling that you wanted to stay?
Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his iPad to comfort him, I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in Flash.
If I can wear my slippers and there's free food, I'm in.
the me who wakes up in the morning has zero respect for the me who set the alarm the night before!
as we get older we begin to enter the Metallic Age.....we get silver in our hair, gold in our teeth and lead in our pants!
Humpty Dumpty now has a facebook page....Didn't he learn the first time to stay away from walls?
Pac-Man teaches kids to eat as many pills as possible before you are caught. Thats so not cool Pac-Man!
Super Mario Been Encouraging Men To take Stuff to get Bigger Since the 80's
I personally know that being stupid is its own reward
Last time I checked, it bounced.
Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend ppl one by one.
I don't care what you are having for dinner unless I'm invited to join you.
I'm not pointing out your flaws, I'm pointing out my traits that are better than yours.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn it people like me more than you.
Being friends means you can pick on each other and joke around. If you take offense then get off my wall!!
Glasses and Bangs.......I just got the 2011 Memo
Just downloaded the new FIFA 11 commentory update, not much has changed although when my girlfriend went on it andy grey shouted "put the f@&king controller down & get back in the kitchen" 