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10th day without sports and I find a woman sitting on my couch, she says she's my wife. She seems nice
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03-17-2020 05:58
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People are so afraid right now… you could rob a bank with a booger.
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03-17-2020 05:24
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I have the body of someone that goes to the gym everyday. Unfortunately I also have the body of someone that never refuses a cookie.
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03-17-2020 00:48 by
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Maybe the next hoarded item will be laxatives...to use up all the toilet paper.
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03-17-2020 00:46 by
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One should not mock ones speech error when they them self make speech errors.
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03-16-2020 22:36
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Day 3 of my self quarantine. I just ate the cat.
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03-16-2020 19:10
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If you don't own a TV then how do you know which way to point the furniture?
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03-16-2020 18:42 by
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The supermarket's completely out of bread and milk. What is it going to snow?
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03-16-2020 17:02
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Google "African awareness dance for corona" and don't spread rumors.
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03-16-2020 16:23
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The Media in a nutshell... On the Flu: "It's going around." On the Coronavirus: It's coming after you, and it's coming hard! Bet on it!"
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03-16-2020 14:18 by
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If he threw toilet paper, like he did in Puerto Rico, it would be a more useful response than what he has shown thus far.
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03-16-2020 12:43
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The world changed in 1 month 4rm Feb 14 : "Will you be my valentine?" to Mar 14 : "Will you be my quarantine?
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03-16-2020 11:29 by
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I can't wait for the next played out toilet paper memes to surface.
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03-16-2020 11:11
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The toilet roll situation has got so bad I have been forced to wipe with lettuce leaves. I fear its just the tip of the iceberg
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03-16-2020 10:44
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Took a really beautiful girl out on a date the other night and never knew she had a dental implant until it came out during a conversation.
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03-16-2020 00:34
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Back in the day the only problem stores had with customers and toilet papes was keeping them from squeezing the Charmin.
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03-15-2020 18:41 by
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Always look on the bright side of life!....badump....badump....badump adump dump....Come on!... Always look at the bright side of life!.....
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03-15-2020 16:30
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Cough, Through, Though, Rough... none of these words rhyme. But for some reason, Pony and Bologna do...
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03-15-2020 14:40 by
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How effective is the absorbency of an oak leaf? Asking for a squirrel.
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03-15-2020 08:58 by
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Well look at the bright side, we've been practicing isolating ourselves from my friends ever since they created Facebook.
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03-15-2020 08:17
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