Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Ok soo Wal-Mart is full of people buying beer and chips it looks like Bin Laden "Death" will be a national celebration! wooohoo can I hear the Fire Works?

   Hey Osama, must suck when you wake up in Hell & realize those 70 virgins were not women after all, but 70 male virgins that are sooo ready to tear that ass up in Hell.

   Barack Obama will now use this convenient news of killing of Osama Bin Laden as his biggest selling point to the voters for the 2012 Presidential Election. "Under my watch, we took down Bin Laden..."

   at least the news will make ppl shut the f**k up bout the "royal wedding"

   Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!

   It took 10 years, but you finally got yours!

   We got rid of Saddam, we got rid of Osama, now lets get rid of Gaddafi!

   Osama Bin Laden is enjoying his 12 virgins right about now.

   Peace out, Osama... tell the Devil I said, "Hey" when you get back to where you're from.

   Can I fill my gas tank with Bin Laden's blood?

   Satan has a new room mate!!! Bin Laden is dead!

   Stephen Hawking is British? Weird... I never noticed an accent.

   Am online on facebook only in morning, afternoon, evening and night.. otherwise am busy in study.

   [ ] single [ ] taken [x] dating imaginary person, that's perfect for me

   The fact that Donald Trump has no sense of humor makes me suspect that he also has no mirror.

   Should I still call a DR if I have a have an erection for more then 4 hrs but I have not taken anything???

   I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed.    

   Proof that a level weirder than weirdness exists

   Just call me angel of the morning angel, just touch my cheek before you leave me

   I tried the "Hokey Pokey" put my left foot in; took my left foot out... Mofo still won't shut up. Ain't that what it's all about?