trump Funny Status Messages

   🎶Take me down to the Vatican City, Where Donald Trump is mean and the Pope is witty🎶

   Americans, fear not. If Donald Trump wins the upcoming U.S. election, Cape Breton Island is ready to welcome Americans looking for refuge in Canada.

   Welcome. Hi Americans! Donald Trump may become President of your country! If that happens, and you decide to get the hell out of there, may I suggest you moving to Cape Breton Island, Canada!

   Donald Trump is proof of how dumb Americans have become.

   I just heard that Bernie beat Hillary. This is getting out of hand! At least Donald Trump doesn't beat women!

   Did you know that Donald Trump likes Justin Bieber...

   "No one remembers who came in second, only losers" - 2013 Tweet from Donald Trump

   If Trump becomes President of the United States ..... Will he rename the plane .... Hair Force One?

   I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!

   Trump's wife, Millenium would be the best First Lady ever...we never had a model in that position before.

   If Donald Trump shot himself would his poll numbers shoot up?

   Melania, Millenium, Malva.....I bet no one knows the name of Donald Trump's latest wife either.

   Donald Trump said he could shoot someone and still win. Can someone tell me what is different between him and ISIS then?

   Jada Pinkett-Smith should picket Donald Trump and Sarah Palin for being too white.

   Donald Trump insinuated that his election game is so “Trump tight”, that his supporters would let him get away with murder so that he could become the next President of the United States.

   Can't believe a human being actually chooses to support Donald Trump. Leave that to animals.

   Whoppi threatening to leave the US if Trump is elected is like an endorsement for Trump

   I don't need to post political things anymore. Trump has already won the election.

   Donald Trump really owes Sarah Palin, because he would never be a Presidential contender today if she had not so effectively lowered the bar in 2008.

   Watching this Sarah Palin Rally for Trump:....Did this chick use the words 'Bequested' and 'Pusssyfooting' as verbs??? OMG...SNL rating is going to go thru the roof!!! ....