trump Funny Status Messages

   Nobody loses an election like Trump...nobody. Nobody knows more about it. He's the stable genius of losing over and over again. You wouldn't believe it.

   I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake up call. She told me "Trump lost, Joe Biden is now your president".

   The dimmer brat party has changed. I know, I was one. Until Obama and Biden started all this BS we’re dealing with now. Miss Trump yet?

   Everyone who blamed Trump for everything, are suddenly not blaming Biden for anything.

   Anyone who believes that Trumpers think Donald Trump created the vaccine but won't take it because it's poisonous obviously has the greatly diminished mental capacity of Dementia Joe

   I can't tell the difference between Melania Trump and Kaitlyn Jenner.

   In the spirit of Mother's Day, the worst mother ever has to be Donsld Trump's mother.

   But Donald Trump is greater than Jesus Christ! If you don't think that, then you're nothing but a traitorous RINO!!!!

   Donald Trump is no longer president. If you're still talking about him, then it sounds like you have an unhealthy obsession with Trump but ok.

   I kicked my five-year old son out of the house because he didn't want to worship Trump. How dare he not want to worship the man who is greater than Jesus Christ. I have no son!!!

   Ivanka Trump announced she got the vaccine shot. This means, no matter what I believe, I have to get the shot too or else the Trump family will hate me.

   I see Trump is still living rent free in the heads of those who live rent free... in mommy and daddy's basement.

   I can't wait for tomorrow when Trump will officially be president again. Love to see those libs cry.

   It appears that Donald Trump got vaccinated. Now I have no choice to get it too, because I don't want my God, Trump, to be angry at me.

   Trump 2024

   Screw God, I'm worshipping the golden statue of Trump from now on.

   When Trump dropped bombs, the media was all over him. When Biden does, nothing but praise.

   The Mail In vote, the senate convicted Trump 7360 to 5.

   I may be dumb, but at least I'm not "waiting for March 4th where Trump will be definitely be president again" dumb.

   To the tune of the Folgers coffee commercial: The best part of waking up, is no tweets from Donald Trump.