YODA Funny Status Messages

   a hangover is the wrath of grapes

   n't it ironic when you put THE and IRS together it beomes "theirs"? hmmm

   The fact that no one understands you does not mean you are an artist...

   We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way... jest sayin

   My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

   Allergy season must be near... blooming idiots are everywhere

   it considered child labor if they think they are playing a game?

   Sometimes I hang up on people in the middle of my own sentance so they think I lost service...

   So many 2 x 4's ... So few studs...

   If you keep a foot in the past and a foot in the future, you're gonna piss on the present...

   Was thinking of buy my boyfriend a bunkbed so I could be on top more often

   I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas, now I'm on the naughty list