SEDDY90 Funny Status Messages

   If love truly is blind, she probably can't tell the difference between a gold necklace and a chain of paperclips, right?

   A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

   Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!

   What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.

   Damn you advertise commercial that "Big Time Rush ft Snoop Dogg -Boy Friend" Imvoluntary stuck on repeat in my Head....!!!

   Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.

   C.L.A.S.S. -Come Late And Start Socializing

   Internet Beef: When You can sit in a bedroom in Mexico and talk about knockin out somebody in Finland and it will never come back to you.

   If a guy treats a girl like dirt, she'll stick to him like mud!

   : Say this fast-  { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *Like* if you get it

   No education/common sense + a little success/money = Broke in a few years.

   Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.

   Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, Because theres no place like home.

   When those 3 phonecalls a day turn into a couple of text messages a week #DownHillRelationship

   #DontTextandDrive cause your "LOL" can turn into an "R.I.P"

   Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.

   "Weed is illegal" - "Yeah, so is half the music on your ipod."

   That awkward moment when you want to buy something, check the price and sadly, leave it there.

   what do a pizza delivery guy and male gynecologist have in common? They can SMELL it, but they can't EAT it lol

   Girls dictionary: No = Yes , Maybe = No , We need = I want , We need to talk = I wanna compalin.