Heather25 Funny Status Messages

   just depressed:( I mean come on, really who took my crayons?

   People who gossip need to get their own life, those who listen and believe it need to get a life.

   not really rude, she just says what everybody else is thinking.

   If I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again.

   Thinks that you should've been swallowed at conception.

   What pisses you off more? The fact that I don't need you in my life...or that you can't have me in yours??

   I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

   If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?

   You b*tch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.

   Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning". ;)

   No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.

   I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

   I only had one officer Mr. Keg..

   Cmon, write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!!

   The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

   You are so funny, but looks aren't everything!!

   These pills aren't addictive - I've been taking them for years.

   Why worry about the world ending today, Its tommorow in Japan.

   Don't make the same mistake your parents did...Use birth control! ;)

   Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.