Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Now that Bin Laden is dead, can I finally bring shampoo on a plane?

   It hasn't even been 36 hours and the "Bin Ladn set the world record for hide and seek" joke is already overused and stale. That in itself is a world record.

   may not be the best, but I'm the best I've ever seen

   Right now , Satan has Osama bent over and giving him his reward .

   ready for them to release the photo of Bin Laden. He wants to print T-shirts and mugs that say "This is the face of terrorism."

   offering his new drink. It's the Bin Laden. It's two shots and a splash of water.

   10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden - In his house.

   Osama 0 - Obama 1

   Dear Westboro Baptist Cult, we have a funeral you can protest. It's in Pakistan, we'll help you pack. The Patriot Guard promises to not bother you

   If anyone believes Osama Bin Laden was really buried at sea, I have a bridge in New York I want to sell you.

   heard Osama wasn't hiding he kept trying to call the United States but kept getting foreigners and thought he had the wrong country....

   I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I'd rather SH!T in my hands and clap!"

   oh hey conspiracy theorists, nice of you to join us after questioning the 9/11 events

   ‎"There goes the neighborhood" - Spongebob Squarepants

   Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide…

   So.. No official pictures or videos, and they're claiming bin Laden was buried according to 'Islamic' traditions under the sea, cos no country was willing to accept his body for burial! Are you kidding me?? Not even Afghanistan?? This is by far the most f

   they are burrying him at sea? they should've burried him alive in the american sewer system

   ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Snookie

   I'm Under the sea, I'm Under the sea, Darling I got caught, Then I was Shot. As you can see. They threw me in the water to drift away, Now in New York they're partying all day. I'm Chillin wit Algea, Everyone is Happy!!! I'm Under the sea!

   Excuse me, Mr. Pirate, but are you aware that there is a steering wheel stuck in the front of your pants? "Arrhh, Matey," he nods, "Its driving me nuts!"