Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I've been social distancing from the gym for years
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04-07-2020 08:09 by Eddy
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I think we all need to be on the same page on this: are we telling kids that the Easter Bunny died of Corona Virus or that Carole Baskin killed him?
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04-07-2020 07:17
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Anyone else feel the love in here?
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04-07-2020 07:04
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If your blow up dolls nose starts running, she’s not sick she’s full.
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04-07-2020 06:33
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Trump will be re-elected.

Lets send the coronavirus tiger to Carole Baskin
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04-06-2020 20:15 by Eddy
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True Christian values below. Wish death to everyone who disagrees with you. No wonder you people think Trump is holier than the Pope.
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04-06-2020 20:12
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To the below: Spoken like a true blue Christian, eh? You must make God so proud.
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04-06-2020 18:51
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We are the knights who say ‘Ni!
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04-06-2020 17:45
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Been on a new diet that seems to be working for me called "I better not eat too much as I'm trying to conserve what little toilet paper I have the hoards didn't get" diet.
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04-06-2020 15:31
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Corvidiot: Pronounced - Cor-v-idiot. Meaning - Someone who is a coronavirus incredibly stupid. Exceple 1 - Dude! Are you really go out to get coffee with friends? Exemple 1 - Look at the dude with 300 rolls of of toilet paper in his shopping!
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04-06-2020 15:11
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Aswe end week 2 of the lockdown, I wonder if OsamaBinLadin stuck in his house with 3 wives n kids decided to call in those Navy Seal himself
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04-06-2020 09:32
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I'm convinced that Florida ain't afraid of nothing....except flying roaches
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04-06-2020 09:15
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there wasn't a coronavirus until you mofos started making those brooms stand up by themselves
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04-06-2020 09:15
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Not only are parents finding out their kids can't read, the kids are finding out that their parents can't read either during this quarantine
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04-06-2020 09:11
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I want to lose weight but I don’t want to get caught up in one of those eat right and exercise scams
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04-06-2020 08:58 by Rickster
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Just thought I'd point out that if you're going around to different friends houses to make "Social Distancing" videos with you're missing the point.
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04-06-2020 08:12
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Since the medica frowns on using the term "Chinese virus" or "Kung Flu", please use the following instead: Wuhan Weezer, Boomer Doomer, or the Holocough.

Since soap kills COVID 19, have you guys tried just eating Tide Pods again?

While watching him give a speech on TV, I increased the brightness but it didn't work.
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04-05-2020 23:43
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