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Sunday is here again...time to put on our christianity hats and act all holly and mighty while we pretend to care about god and his 10 commandments.
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06-05-2011 03:33
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when you see her name on dialled , missed and receive calls , you know she is your girl friend
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06-05-2011 02:27
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if God created us in his image why the Hell don't we have powers?
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06-05-2011 01:31
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I put my WELCOME mat on the inside of my house so the world doesn't seem so scary when I leave.
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06-04-2011 23:25 by
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I remember when 69 was just a number..BJ's was just a store.. & doggy style was a way to swim.
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06-04-2011 22:59 by
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Life may not always give us chances, but it always gives us choices.
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06-04-2011 22:58 by
Surge Yarmolyuk
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Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea
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06-04-2011 22:56 by
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Relationships are like sharing a book. It doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
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06-04-2011 22:54 by
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Ok... I was thinking My wife has 988 friends on FaceBook and knows 15 of them in person I have only 66 BUT I know ALL of them......???
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06-04-2011 21:44
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Found your nose again...it was in my business! Watched your wedding video backwards again...my favorite part it where he takes off the ring and leaves the church!
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06-04-2011 21:04
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I hate when I find parking space and there's already a motorcycle parked in it.
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06-04-2011 20:18 by
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Satisfied isnt her telling you how great you were afterwards....Satisfied is her being unable too speak afterwards...I Do Work Son!!
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06-04-2011 20:15 by
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If you aren't going to neuter your male dog then please make him wear underwear. I don't wanna see his junk anymore than I wanna see your's.
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06-04-2011 19:47
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ThatMomentOfPanic as a kid when one of your parents is coming at you with a belt..................."Do I stay or do I run!!!"
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06-04-2011 19:19
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You might as well do your Christmas hinting early...
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06-04-2011 17:49 by
CJ in CALI
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K.Y. Slip-n-Slide party at my place tonight!
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06-04-2011 17:12
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Okay, I'll stop. But shouldn't I listen first, THEN collaborate?
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06-04-2011 16:56 by
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I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi, or right and wrong for that matter.
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06-04-2011 16:24
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It takes longer than 2 years to clean up 8 years of Elephant Dung but feel free to blame it on the guy with the broom.
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06-04-2011 16:08
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Mr. Kevorkian: Lifes a fragile thing. one minute your chewing on a burger, the next minute your dead meat...
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06-04-2011 16:02 by
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