trump Funny Status Messages

   If you're friends aren't making fun of you, they aren't really Trump supporters.

   Trump, Cruz, and Rubio are the champions of unintelligable yelling. Sixth graders can debate better than these three clowns.

   Question -- Should we either Heil Trump or burn crosses wearing white sheets in honor of Trump? Looking for a fun Thursday night activity.

   Donald Trump's first name is Rafael Trump. Let that sink in.

   Some people seem to like Trump. Others like Hillary, or Bernie. Just be happy you live somewhere that you have a choice, just don't waste it...

   All these fools comparing Trump to Hitler. Trump never had people killed... Hillary Clinton did.

   As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.

   Seems the same people saying Trump is a bad choice, is the same people who said Obama was a good choice.

   Perhaps Donald Trump should educated all the uneducated people he continually thanks by giving them all scholarships to attend Trump University.

   There's so many pictures of trump thrusting an index finger at me in my timeline, I'm starting to feel violated and a little horny.

   Why are all these liberals only going to move to Canada if Trump gets elected? What's wrong with Mexico?

   Well ... Considering his past record ... My biggest worry about Donald Trump is that ... even if he actually proves to be a great president ..... I am still very concerned that he could still leave us for a younger, prettier country...

   No matter what race you're, if you have an ounce of human decency in you, you should find Donald Trump to be a repugnant . A real POS.

   Donald Trump's adult sons looks like 80's movie villains you'd have to beat in a ski contest to save a shopping mall for a gang of lovable misfits.

   People hate Trump but they secretly cry and wish they were a Billionaire too

   Fun game: Ask a Trump supporter which one of his proposed policies they like the best. Then sit back and enjoy the silence.

   Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....

   I wish the GOP had gone after Obama the way they're going after Trump.

   Quote from my 13yr old daughter, "I'm glad I don't live where Trump lives! He's an idiot! He's even dumber then our President!" We live in South Africa.

   I take "Donald Duck" more serious than "Donald Trump"