trump Funny Status Messages

   I want to see Trump win just so I can hear him say "Barack Obama, you're fired!"

   How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....

   My only hope for April Fool's Day is that Trump announces this has all been a monumental prank.

   If Trump becomes President, maybe theres a chance I can use my Trump University degree to finally get a job.

   Seeing the media give most of their coverage to Trump and barely any to Bernie must be what watching the news in North Korea is like.

   I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....

   Young Trump supporters are the kids who sell a gram or oregano to you for $25.

   Donald Trump says he "will spill the beans " on Cruz's wife, I always wondered what beans Heidi eats??

   Kanye West is bankrupt and wants to run for President in 2020, he'll a better candidate than Trump is with four bankruptcies.

   I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but I won't denigrate those who are....and for those that are Donald Trump fans, denigrate means to "put down."

   that a Trump rally? I thought it was the casting for "The Walking Dead"...

   Trump will be President!....I'm just seeing if I'm right on my Facebook memory. Thanks

   The thugs showing up at trump rallies are just mad because they are afraid they'll have to work

   Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit at a Trump rally to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible.

   My goal in life isn't to become famous or powerful like Donald Trump, my goal in life is to make enough money to eat whatever I want....

   Your hate for Trump only give him more attention while your love for Bernie is forgotten

   Some people say Donald Trump is a fascist. There is nothing more fascist than shutting down someone's ideas. Think about that for a second....

   Quiet Riot is putting the band back together! First stop, Trump convention.

   Donald Trump is Making America great again, one riot at a time

   I have an agressive hickey on my shoulder from a Trump supporter and it actually hurts. Please help!!!