aaron Funny Status Messages

   if The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

   Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.

   when your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.

   on the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.

   as Vice-President of Toyota I would like to say please dial 1800-our-bad.

   death gotta be easy cause life is hard. It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred

   Multiply that by infinity & take it 2 the depths of forever & then you will have some vague idea what I'm talkin about...

   How much horsepower does your horse have?