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Her: I love the picture of you in your bedroom. Me: It's IKEA. Her: You did a great job picking it all out! Me: No, I took that picture in IKEA.
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03-01-2020 22:53
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Only virgins, with no chance of ever getting a girl, believes in conspiracy theories.
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03-01-2020 19:35
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If your dog understands several human words and you don't understand any dog barks, then your dog may be smarter than you...
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03-01-2020 18:23 by
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Medicare for all is Socialism. Also don't you dare touch my Medicare!
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03-01-2020 17:47 by
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If you think the Dems worked with the entire world on a “new hoax” to take down Trump, then yes I think you are stupid.
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03-01-2020 16:56
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Got my test results back today... Negative - phew!! What is IQ anyway?- Bernie Sanders
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03-01-2020 15:54
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you've never seen climate change and peppa pig in the same room have you.
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03-01-2020 15:50
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[at work party] Hey Bill...weird, have you always been a scotch guy? Bill (eating directly from tape dispenser): I stick with it.
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03-01-2020 15:49
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I do not want to get the Coronavirus that’s why I switched to Modelo
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03-01-2020 13:20 by
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dentist: how much mtn dew have you been drinking? me: I don't know why dentist: because your teeth are snowboarding ok that's why
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03-01-2020 12:27
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I like using my speakerphone but hate how it literally spells everything I say exclamation point period
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03-01-2020 11:43 by
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**Blood-curdling scream** Dinner's ready.
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03-01-2020 10:26
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huge shout out to my cat who I recently learned knows how to turn on my gas range stove while we’re all asleep
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03-01-2020 10:25
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Welcome to Facebook. It’s like cooking spaghetti: Throw your noodle at the wall to see if something sticks.
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03-01-2020 10:24
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Hello...?!?!?! Has anyone on FB noticed my desperate pleas for help and attention?! ...Anyone at all?!
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03-01-2020 09:45
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I walked into a bar in another neighborhood the other day and I noticed that everyone there was wearing a tool belt. Then I found out they were all roofers. I’d stumbled into a shingles bar.
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03-01-2020 07:38
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The World Origami Championship has been won by a man from The Philippines, known simply as The Manilla Folder.
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03-01-2020 07:36
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Should the person who invented Swiss cheese be referred to as “Your Holiness”?
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03-01-2020 07:35
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Every year I rotate all 4 tires on this date
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03-01-2020 07:34
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Wash your hands like you got a club stamp you don't want Mom to see
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