Aaron Funny Status Messages

   you aren't as good as the rest of em till you beat the best of em

   When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken

   Due to the shortage of great leaders, I have decided to follow myself.

   I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.

   will have on his Tombstone, "See I told you I was SICK!"

   I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing.

   the answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not....Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

   out dealin w/ things way beyond his maturity level...

   life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end> the faster it goes...

   Squirrels - Nature's Speedbumps

   I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I'm going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You'll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.”

   I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

   The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list...

   do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

   if I'm not back in five minutes.....call Obama. He'll know what to do

   Only a few of us have that special talent to trip UP the stairs.

   don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

   all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

   Earth is full. Go home.

   it's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.