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I don't take responsibility for how I handled the Coronavirus situation. Instead, I'll blame it all on Obama.
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03-13-2020 18:05
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Dear landlord and Bank,I have suspended all payments to my accounts due to Corono virus outbreak .
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03-13-2020 16:36
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public bathrooms are so cleaned and stocked up with toilet papers now
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03-13-2020 14:04
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All those unmatched socks are gonna finally be put to good use with the toilet paper shortage going on.
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03-13-2020 14:00
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Wash your hand long enough to pray
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03-13-2020 13:22
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UMMM maybe we should of had stronger border restrictions
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03-13-2020 13:11
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All professional sports are cancelled, and we aren't supposed to touch ourselves. Men who don't play video games are gonna have a lot of time to kill this weekend.
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03-13-2020 11:38
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I'd rather be quarantined with my family than with the finest people in the world.
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03-13-2020 11:37
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Why is it that the people who say "You don't need 500 rounds of ammunition" are the same people who are buying 500 rolls of toilet paper?
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03-13-2020 10:26
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Went to CVS to pick up a prescription and the receipt gave me enough toilet paper for a week. #Winning_Covid-19
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03-13-2020 10:06
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Coronavirus is cancelling everything but my bills
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03-13-2020 08:25
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I like my Covid viruses like I like my women...19 and spreads easily.
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03-13-2020 08:10 by
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Norwegian Cruises are offering buy 1 week get 2 free. Use promo code "CORONA"
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03-13-2020 01:20 by
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Going in like Rambo. No sanitizing wipes and I'm headed into wally world....
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03-12-2020 20:23
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My computer jsut asked me to check my virus protection, which one ?
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03-12-2020 19:51
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Trump: A Brazilian has coronavirus Pelosi and Schumer: A Brazilian oh my God how many people is that????
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03-12-2020 19:24 by
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Hey Bernie and Joe don’t need advice from two old guys wearing Depends. We need TP....
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03-12-2020 19:02 by
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Stocked up on the Merlot and chocolate. Bring the 3 week corona quarantine!
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03-12-2020 18:17 by
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I got the bread and mi....I mean toilet paper and handy wipes!
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03-12-2020 16:19
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So, no baseball, hockey or basketball. What's next? No cornhole?
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03-12-2020 15:17 by
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