Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE SINGING ABOUT IT!!..
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10-10-2011 20:52 by potter
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I hate when I walk through a metal detector and my buns of steel set them off.
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10-10-2011 20:47 by kara
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The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)
I refuse to go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one
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10-10-2011 20:23 by booger
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the illness is gone but only from the outside ...
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10-10-2011 20:10
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Science Schmience. I think they've got it backwards. Birds don't fly south for the winter, they fly north for the summer. Nyah!
Steve Jobs was the Apple of our i
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10-10-2011 20:03
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Some people are wise, Some are just other wise.
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10-10-2011 19:46
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#ThatMomentOfPanic when they realized he was really the son of God
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10-10-2011 19:40
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You can go to church and sing a hymn, you can judge me by the color of my skin, you can live a lie until you die, the one thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside.
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10-10-2011 19:36 by MTQ
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Cher diddn't lose a daughter, She gained a Ton.
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10-10-2011 19:32
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I am aware that I am less than some people perfer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.
I think I may be confused...but I'm not sure
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10-10-2011 18:29
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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10-10-2011 18:15
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if you understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. JJ
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10-10-2011 16:47
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movie coming out in 2012: "I still kinda remember what you did that summer"
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10-10-2011 16:46
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hey guys!!!!!! A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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10-10-2011 16:44
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I always mean it as a compliment but I've found that some parents get a little pissed off when you describe their children as "do-able."
You put the ID in stupid.
Boyfriend not calling you back? Send a text you're about to cut off all your hair. Ahhhh there he is!