Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Will someone please put this below ret*rd out of his misery. No one should be allowed to be this stupid.
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04-13-2020 13:30
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Dear Tummy, do I have tell you separately.its a lockdown. Stay in
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04-13-2020 07:01 by raman911
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3 wks in lockdown widout sugar n aerated drinks.no dairy, bakery items or caffeine! I feel great! No alcohol, fried items 2 hr home workout everyday. Lost 14 Kgs & gained muscle mass!! no idea whose status this was but I decided to copy
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04-13-2020 07:00 by raman911
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Does anyone fancy breaking the curfew and coming out for a few drinks on Boxing Day?
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04-13-2020 05:37
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Two new ice cream flavors. Chocolate Chip Happens, and Stay The Fudge Home
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04-13-2020 03:52
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The only change in my life is tha I'm consuming more food than before because nothings here to stop me
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04-13-2020 00:55
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Good news. Jesus has risen. Bad news. He will need to be quarantined for 14 days
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04-12-2020 20:54 by Vaterpop
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* Well it's April and it didn't miraculously go away like he said it would.
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04-12-2020 20:20
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In these trying days of isolation please remember Deodorant is not Optional.
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04-12-2020 19:43
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If only he took the Coronavirus as serious as he did with windmill cancer.
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04-12-2020 19:15
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His haters would rather see people die than ever let him have a victory or give him any credit.
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04-12-2020 17:32
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Distancing from people & not going out. Drinking too much coffee in the morning. Eating and smoking too much all day. Watching too much tv. Drinking too much at night. Then the pandemic struck.
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04-12-2020 15:33 by RoboGoon
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Shout out to all my homebodies.
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04-12-2020 15:30 by RoboGoon
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Having some states lockdown, and some states not lockdown is like having a peeing section in the pool.
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04-12-2020 15:30 by McC.
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Can't believe it's only been a month we've been self quarantining is it feels more like I've been doing it since like 1979
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04-12-2020 13:42
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I've been single for so long someone asked me who I was with. I said AT&T.
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04-12-2020 13:32 by Chadyboy
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It started with a Bat. Then toilet paper. Now we are going nuts in quarantine. We really have gone Bat $#!t Crazy!
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04-12-2020 08:10
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Below is a great example of Limey humor and why it's relegated to only PBS stations here in the states.
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04-12-2020 07:14
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I’m papering walls in the loo, And quite frankly I haven’t a clue. For the pattern’s all wrong, Or the paper’s too long, And I’m stuck to the toilet with glue.
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04-12-2020 07:11
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Married people be like: [Quarantine, day 10] It’s been 89 days since I last had sex
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04-12-2020 07:10
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