trump Funny Status Messages

   Problem with voting for Trump is that you don't know what you're going to get. Problem with Hillary is that you do.

   Donald Trump in 2008: "Well, I know Hillary Clinton and she'd make a good president or good vice president." Then why does Trump support corrupt people?

   Donald Trump celebrated Free Slurpee Day by honoring those brave souls who died on 7/11.

   Mexico's president says that there is "no way" his country would ever pay for a wall between it and the United States. We are now waiting for Donald Trump's stupid response to this....

   If Trump builds a wall do the gays get to decorate it?

   "Only my life matters." -Donald Trump

   Your credit history may be a determining factor when applying for a loan or to be a future Trump supporter.

   The FBI recommends no charges be filed against Hillary Clinton. My next question is, when will Donald Trump be indicted and for what?

   Voting for Hillary because you don't like Trump, is like eating a dog turd because you don't like broccoli....

   Hillary should be indicted. Trump will do something where he should be indicted. We're screwed. Eat Oreos.

   Donald Trump promises to defend article 12 of the Constitution after confusing for bankruptcy chapters.

   Hey Trump: As a guy who owns a bunch of casinos, maybe you're not the right person to tell us how certain things are "rigged."

   "On a scale of 9 to 10, how delicious are Trump's steaks?" -The one and only question asked to potential VP candidates by Trump's vetting team.

   Let me sum up the next few months: 1) Trump says and/or does something stupid. 2) Taylor Swift breaks up. 3) Enjoy your summer!

   Trump In 1776: Women love me because they'll be hung by a rope in the town square if they declare otherwise.

   If you travel to Mexico Donald Trump will require you to help pay for the wall.

   Enjoy your last Independence Day before it's renamed Trump Day.

   just Who is Donald Trump's campaign manager now anyway???

   GOP Convention Speakers: 1) Donald Trump's kids. 2) Donald Trump's wife. 3) Donald Trump's grandma. 4) Donald Trump's barber.

   If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.