trump Funny Status Messages

   I wish I was British so I could say cool stuff like "brilliant" and "crikey" and "I don't have worry about Trump leading my country"

   Donald Trump willing to appear on national TV with that hair must possess extraordinary courage.

   If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.

   I am sure hope this John Miller guy whoever he is, former spokesman to Donald Trump, becomes the Vice President nominee on the Republican ticket this year.

   Trump constantly flip flops on his positions, no one wants to see him wearing flip flops.

   John Miller is Donald Trump's fake spokesman, of was it Donald Trump who was John Miller's spokesman?? All we know is both of them sure sounded like Donald Trump.

   Donald Trump had a fake spokesman 25 years ago, perhaps he'll have a fake cabinet after being elected President.

   Breaking: Trump announces his VP pick will be former publicist John Miller.

   You can tell kids you're friends with Donald Trump, they don't know.

   If Trump becomes President ..... There will be Hell Toupee

   A poll finds Donald J. Trump is less likable as the often criticized Canadian rock band Nickelback and even less favourable than a root canal.

   Donald Trump is the match and the GOP is the oil, let's burn this party down!!!

   Stephen King has been murder slaying Trump on Twitter since the "rabid coyote" descended the Trump Tower escalator in June.

   When it comes to towel-heads, I am with Donald Trump. These barbarians should not be allowed in a civilized society. They just stabbed people in Germany today.

   It's time for America to stop coddling idiots and ignorant people. Trump for President is the logical conclusion of the cuts in education that Republicans have been pushing for decades.

   sure Trump may not be the best looking President, but we will have the hottest first lady ever

   Bernie vs Trump way better than Hillary vs Trump. Help people see that without insulting them tho lol

   Happy May the 5th is what we will be saying once Trump is elected

   If you take Trump seriously, I assumed you weren't hugged enough as a child. Probably not getting enough sex as an adult either.

   *This summer at the GOP convention,, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face.