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During a breakup, women need tissues for tears... men also need tissues, but for a different reason.
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08-26-2012 21:50 by BEGO
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If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe its because you haven't been introduced to yourself!
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08-26-2012 07:31 by BEGO
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Life is full of rejection. Even my credit card has been denied
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08-25-2012 23:01 by BEGO
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The first person who offers to tell you about the facts of life usually doesn't have a clue...
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08-25-2012 23:01 by BEGO
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Yellow, Orange, Red. Gatorade has colors, not flavors.
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08-25-2012 22:59 by BEGO
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Drunk Logic: "she's only ugly in the face."
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08-25-2012 22:59 by BEGO
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Every time I fart in my office, it's always 2 seconds before someone decides to walk in.
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08-25-2012 22:58 by BEGO
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A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman...but a beautiful woman with a brain is a lethal combo.
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08-25-2012 22:57 by BEGO
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If you're constantly posting “loving my life!” as your Facebook status, you're probably not.
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08-23-2012 23:05 by BEGO
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How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. “Billy is alone in his room.”
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08-23-2012 23:05 by BEGO
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If you have time to update your status after your wedding, you're doing it wrong.
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08-23-2012 22:24 by BEGO
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Where is the button to restart summer?
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08-23-2012 22:23 by BEGO
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Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life.
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08-23-2012 22:22 by BEGO
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Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram sometimes make me forget I have text messages.
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08-23-2012 22:21 by BEGO
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LIKE if you know what this means… Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
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08-23-2012 22:20 by BEGO
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Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other.
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08-23-2012 22:19 by BEGO
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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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08-23-2012 22:19 by BEGO
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Todays Generation – “omg my parents never let me have nything.” via iPhone
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08-23-2012 22:16 by BEGO
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My EX is crazy, if her emotions were on my iPod, they would be on shuffle.
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08-22-2012 21:43 by BEGO
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I swear ugly people find love faster.
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08-21-2012 23:52 by BEGO
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