wolf Funny Status Messages

   Women are like beer, some go down better then others..

   You weren't the first to stake the flag son,but you walked on the moon..

   Mmmm, plumpkins..

   n't today smile like a doughnut day! Happy 10-10-10 ;)

   Im gunna make a copy of my facebook and sell it..

   Out of all the fish in the sea, your the only one I want to mount..

   I wonder how long I can keep telling my kids I'm gunna call Santa..

   X Did you Just say somthing, or did your brain fart..

   When in doubt, whip it out..

   Here is to another nite I'm not going to remember..

   I've lost my mind, if you find it please put it back in the gutter..

   Nothing says your celebrating the birth of are Nation, like the smell of Gunpowder and Beer..

   Loves the smell of gun powder, thank you Chinese people..

   Remember a diamond was merely a lump a coal that did well under pressure..

   You all wouldn't know funny if it came down and slaped you upside ur wall..

   Do I got stupid written on my wall..

   Always finishes what I sta