Friday Funny Status Messages

   This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.

   Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.

   Sorry you're an athiest and have no one to thank it's Friday.

   Questions To Ask Coworkers/Friends Every Friday: What do you mean I'm crazy? Have the unicorns been spreading vicious ugly rumors about me again?

   What do we tell Jesus when he comes back to earth and finds out we call the day of his death Good Friday? He be all like ... WTF?

   Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”

   disappointed what had happened on Black Friday! Fully condemned the action

   Let's have a ''Bring Your Gun'' on Black Friday and see the diffrence it makes.

   So you can get up early to go shopping on Black Friday but you can't get up early on Sunday to go to church.

   .... I was watching th news tonite .... I thought I was watching the violent Black Friday shopping mayhem .... turns out it was just the Black Lives Matter protests .... ....

   I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson

   So... how many broken bones and broken nails have ya got on Black Friday? Are you satisfied with your brand new TV that you saved 20 bucks on?

   *walks into the liquor store* What kind of black Friday deals yall got going on?

   I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.

   Black Friday: That day we spend hundreds of dollars on material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday

   Black Friday Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.

   Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.

   You know you a hood rat when you can't participate in Black Friday because yo government check ain't in until Monday. .

   ...... Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.