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wtf? the side effects of my script includes all my symptoms, how am I gonna know if its working?
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02-16-2012 23:12
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I've been told I speak fluent sexual innuendo.
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02-16-2012 23:08 by
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brains are like modems....some people can think fast like they are high speed internet....some ppl are slow thinkers like they are dial-up....other ppl have lost connection
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02-16-2012 21:11 by
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I don't like what this diet is doing to my relationship with pie.
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02-16-2012 21:01 by
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How nice would it be if when you started rubbing yourself a genie came out, finished you off, cleaned you up & left a chocolate chip cookie.
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02-16-2012 21:00 by
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I haven't had secks in so long, I've even forgotten how to spell it.
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02-16-2012 20:59 by
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If you ask me to take my shoes off when I enter your house, I will go above & beyond & strip full naked because I'm a terrific guest.
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02-16-2012 20:58 by
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I only need to learn that one yoga pose where I can tweet from a public bathroom without bare skin touching anything.
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02-16-2012 20:56 by
SuthernFukr
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If you were born in 1994 or earlier it's legal for me to see you naked.
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02-16-2012 20:54 by
SuthernFukr
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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
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02-16-2012 20:49
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Putting sandbags around my toilet in preparation for tomorrow.
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02-16-2012 20:29
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I'm one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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02-16-2012 20:14
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Will all the mourners outside Whitney Houston's home please form a line......it's what she would have wanted.
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02-16-2012 19:49
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I'm convinced. Some peoples' brains are still on dial-up.
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02-16-2012 19:06 by
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Sometimes I like to take the bus instead of drive its because there aren't usually 9 hot mexicans in my car.
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02-16-2012 18:43
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"It's complicated" is Facebook for "he's not hittin' it right."
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02-16-2012 18:40 by
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that moment when you step into your car after work and unleash the thousands of farts you've been holding in all day
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02-16-2012 18:34
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I bet Martin Luther King hit the snooze button like 40 times to try & get back to his awesome dream.
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02-16-2012 18:24
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No but seriously if you are still posting pics of what you got for Valentines you do know you are the other chick right?
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02-16-2012 17:07 by
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Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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02-16-2012 17:00 by
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