friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I'm getting my days events mixed up - Good Friday, Earth Day, Birthdays...I just sent someone a "Good Happy Irthday" message :S

   I disagree... It's going to be a Great Friday!

   It's going to be a Good Friday.

   i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.

   So umm.....Friday. I've been waiting for a while now wondering watcha waiting for?? Rebecca is not gonna introduce you every week now c'mon!

   ITS Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!

   Its friday everybody! Maybe I should make a song about it.......u know, just to get the word out

   If next Friday , the Friday before Easter has always been known as Good Friday ( Which sort of bothered me because it was far from a Good Friday for our Crucified Savior) shouldn't the Friday before Palm Sunday be known at least as Mediocre Friday?

   : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.

   Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon.

   Just found out a human kidney is worth up to 100,000 dollars. On an unrelated side note, party with free alcohol at my house this weekend.

   DEVELOPING NEWS: The U.S. Government is shutting down....IN OTHER MORE IMPORTANT DEVELOPING NEWS: I've already started DRINKING!!!! The Government can tax me, but they can't ruin my FRIDAY!!!

   Hey Honey... Remember that trip to Yellowstone we have planned this weekend?....

   So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?

   Dear Liver, I'm sorry I abused you this weekend. My drinking habits have caused you pain a damage once again. I will make it up to you by not drinking for at least a week or until someone offers me a drink. Please don't be mad at me and continue to functi

   This Weekend Me And Some Friends Doing A Reenactment Of The Movie "Hang Over"

   This weekend is either way too short, or I don't have enough Long in my Island Iced Tea...

   a stranger in a strange land. And that land is Denny's at 3am on a weekend.

   Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend

   I still haven't set my clock forward and refuse to acknowledge the time change. I'm not losing an hour of my weekend