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ejaculate and evacuate
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07-17-2020 09:03 by
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If I were a rat, I wouldn't give my ass either.
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07-17-2020 08:21
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Think my cat might be depressed. She just told me she's thinking about getting a cat.
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07-17-2020 08:19
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If I was a roofer I'd go around saying I'm single and ready to shingle.
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07-17-2020 08:10
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Why are they called bars and not alcohalls?
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07-17-2020 08:05
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Wanna come over? I have pizza and toilet paper
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07-17-2020 08:04
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When we do get this coronavirus vaccine, it better not just be cake.
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07-17-2020 08:02
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I like holding doors open for people who aren’t close and watch them do that goofy power walk.
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07-17-2020 08:01
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If I had known the kind of people my classmates would grow up to be. I would have beaten a lot more of them up.
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07-17-2020 07:52
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligees. [Unfortunately,she was just coming home]
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07-17-2020 07:52
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Someone wake up Joe to come see this...
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07-17-2020 02:22
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The Lysol commercial said I should disinfect what I touch the most but I have a feeling that's gonna burn.
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07-16-2020 21:14
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Has anyone tried going back to the ice bucket challenge to fix 2020?
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07-16-2020 16:22
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If I ever choke to death on Gummy Bears, please make sure it goes on record that I was killed by Bears.
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07-16-2020 14:36
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I bought a Joe B¡den watch on QVC. I has liver spotted hands and is running out of time.
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07-16-2020 11:38 by
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Joe B¡den looks like he smells like pee.
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07-16-2020 07:18 by
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My wife's face is all black and blue because she didn't listen to me. The last thing I said was "Honey! Watch out for that lamp post!"
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07-16-2020 06:43
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now I speak with a strange axe scent.
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07-16-2020 06:36
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Research has revealed a subatomic particle that may actually be shaped like a buffalo. It's been called the Higgs Bison.
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07-16-2020 06:28
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Hate is too powerful an emotion to waste on somebody you don't even like.
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