love Funny Status Messages

   "If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with a couple police officers, you'll know" that you're an as$-hole.

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with a couple police officers, you'll know it was a bad idea to set the free.

   I love that video where Justin Bieber swings back and forth on a wrecking ball in his panties.

   Only in SC, would they close schools, universities, libraries, and declare a 'state of emergency' for snow that other states would consider to be a 'snow dusting'. I'm sure Boston would love type of snow that SC has that melts before noon.

   Don't be afraid to love again. Just kidding

   Step ladders are just like regular ladders except they don't love you as much.

   You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie.

   I’m about to eat gas station breakfast.....tell my family that I love them.

   I wish I loved anything as much as fat chicks love to tell people that Marilyn Monroe was a size 12.

   Looking for true love on Tinder is like looking for a Buffalo Bills championship. Good luck.

   Just texted my wife "goodnight sweetheart, I love you" but accidentaly sent it to my boss, which is awkward because he likes to hold my hand in meetings.

   It's always so awkward ending phone calls with loved ones, I always say "I love you" and they're like, "thank you for choosing domino's"

   I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.

   I love you like drunk people love EVERYTHING and EVERYBODY

   What Meatloaf wouldn't do for love I would probably do for a six pack.

   I'm asian but not "love you long time" asian. More like "love you for 10 min, roll over, and go to bed" asian.

   I love animals. Especially with ketchup.

   just avoid love at all costs

   I love you like white folks love the Kardashians.

   Consultants know 243 ways to make love and know no member of the opposite sex