love Funny Status Messages

   Don't be afraid to love again. Just kidding

   Step ladders are just like regular ladders except they don't love you as much.

   You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie.

   I’m about to eat gas station breakfast.....tell my family that I love them.

   I wish I loved anything as much as fat chicks love to tell people that Marilyn Monroe was a size 12.

   Looking for true love on Tinder is like looking for a Buffalo Bills championship. Good luck.

   Just texted my wife "goodnight sweetheart, I love you" but accidentaly sent it to my boss, which is awkward because he likes to hold my hand in meetings.

   It's always so awkward ending phone calls with loved ones, I always say "I love you" and they're like, "thank you for choosing domino's"

   I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.

   I love you like drunk people love EVERYTHING and EVERYBODY

   What Meatloaf wouldn't do for love I would probably do for a six pack.

   I'm asian but not "love you long time" asian. More like "love you for 10 min, roll over, and go to bed" asian.

   I love animals. Especially with ketchup.

   just avoid love at all costs

   I love you like white folks love the Kardashians.

   Consultants know 243 ways to make love and know no member of the opposite sex

   "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

   I would love to put all the girls I slept with in one room to see if they can figure out what they all had in common

   Paul Revere had a time capsule. They opened it up after a couple of hundred years, and guess what they found? A stack of love letters from Barbara Walters..

   Get back here you stupid b*tch so that I can love you.