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oh good, my Obama bucks are still good!
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11-07-2012 01:04 by
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Why doesn't The Bible explain why a man's G-spot is in his butthole?
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11-07-2012 01:01
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Well on the plus side, there will be free birth control so they won't reproduce!!
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11-07-2012 01:01 by
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Your p0sts make me wish I couldn't read.
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11-07-2012 01:00
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50% of Students get a job after college? Oh wait if you voted for Obama you didn't go to college....my bad
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11-07-2012 01:00 by
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I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think…is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
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11-07-2012 00:59 by
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Give Mitt Romney some time. He's having a hard time admitting that there's something that he can't buy.
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11-07-2012 00:58
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We need to build some hydroelectric dams and harness all these tears from Republicans. Every crisis solved.
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11-07-2012 00:56
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This is the best time to invest in the food stamps market.
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11-07-2012 00:47
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BREAKING NEWS: Biden rushed to the hospital after collapsing of a laught attack to the news of Obama win!
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11-07-2012 00:33
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Im relocating to Colorado, I just heard the news; Colorado is now a weed state. I can smoke while voting next time around!
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11-07-2012 00:32 by
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BREAKING NEWS: The Last person just finished voting in Florida....
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11-07-2012 00:30 by
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Obama...Winner winner chicken dinner...(what to soon?)
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11-07-2012 00:27
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Watching the Election was like watching the Super Bowl but without the possibility of Janet Jackson having a wardrobe malfunction.
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11-07-2012 00:18
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Yes Yes Big Bird is saved!
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11-07-2012 00:12
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I should go to bed now since I am have no food stamps and need to be at work at 6 am
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11-07-2012 00:10
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Obama should start his speech off with... "allow me to reintroduce myself"
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11-07-2012 00:08
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Somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is crying into her bucket of Chick-Fil-A.
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11-06-2012 23:56 by
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..... Now America will find out just how affordable the Affordable "Free" Healthcare really is! ....... BTW ... there is a price that will be paid for it!.... And it is not free.
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11-06-2012 23:56
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So I guess its true: once you go black...........
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11-06-2012 23:55 by
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