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   messageicon oh good, my Obama bucks are still good!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 01:04 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why doesn't The Bible explain why a man's G-spot is in his butthole?
←Rate | 11-07-2012 01:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well on the plus side, there will be free birth control so they won't reproduce!!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 01:01 by Eddiethekid Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your p0sts make me wish I couldn't read.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 01:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 50% of Students get a job after college? Oh wait if you voted for Obama you didn't go to college....my bad
←Rate | 11-07-2012 01:00 by Eddiethekid Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think…is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give Mitt Romney some time. He's having a hard time admitting that there's something that he can't buy.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need to build some hydroelectric dams and harness all these tears from Republicans. Every crisis solved.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is the best time to invest in the food stamps market.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Biden rushed to the hospital after collapsing of a laught attack to the news of Obama win!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im relocating to Colorado, I just heard the news; Colorado is now a weed state. I can smoke while voting next time around!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:32 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: The Last person just finished voting in Florida....
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:30 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama...Winner winner chicken dinner...(what to soon?)
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the Election was like watching the Super Bowl but without the possibility of Janet Jackson having a wardrobe malfunction.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes Yes Big Bird is saved!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should go to bed now since I am have no food stamps and need to be at work at 6 am
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama should start his speech off with... "allow me to reintroduce myself"
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is crying into her bucket of Chick-Fil-A.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:56 by BarackTheVote Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..... Now America will find out just how affordable the Affordable "Free" Healthcare really is! ....... BTW ... there is a price that will be paid for it!.... And it is not free.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I guess its true: once you go black...........
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:55 by Anonunknown Comments (0)  




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