BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Having sex doesn't make you a s?ut, and being a virgin doesn't make you a saint.

   Never ask a cheater if they cheat. They'll cheat on that question too!

   I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D

   My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.

   facebook is not a shower, keep your clothes on!

   Aren't we suppost to catch Kony this year or was that cancelled?

   If I reply to your one word text... just know you're special.

   If you're 13 & under & have a Twitter, that's cheating. You have to start from Myspace ---> Facebook ---> Twitter. Just like everybody else.

   Seriously though, nobody wants to hear your ringtone

   Nickelodeon should just stop making new shows and replay all the old ones

   Black Friday = Broke Saturday

   Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?

   Kanye West calls Thanksgiving You're Welcome Day.

   I think it's funny how everyone is suddenly thankful for everything just because its Thanksgiving

   LIKE if you're still stuck at the Kid's table.

   Just bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.

   Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?

   Thanksgiving is for thanking, not shopping..

   Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have

   Saying “dude” before you say something important.