david Funny Status Messages

   If Pluto is a dwarf planet and not a real planet, are dwarf people not real people?

   Ladies if you want your man home more often in the next few months... Madden 11 is here... Oh and NFL SUNDAY TICKET ont be bad either!!!

   Beauty is common... significance is rare

   Forget a 5 star chick... I rather have a 6 flag chick... More flags more fun!!!

   If you watch Rambo backwards, it's about a medic with a magical bullet vacuum.

   If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a helpful lizard putting a city back together and leaving afterwards.

   wtf why does everyone on facebook think there models?

   If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?