Rickster Funny Status Messages

   I started out this year with a goal of losing 30 pounds and I only missed it by 35 pounds

   I don’t believe all of this stuff about GMOs being bad for you. I just had a leg of salmon and it was delicious!

   Christmas is really kind of weird. “Let’s all sit around a dead tree in the living room and eat candy out of our socks”

   There are millions of children starving in Africa. IHOP has a sign that says "kids eat free". So build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

   I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

   I was so mad at my parents when I found out Santa wasn’t real, I stormed out of the house, got in my car and just drove and drove.

   I can tell if someone is judgmental just by looking at them

   The last time I bought a Christmas tree the sales person said “are you going to put that up yourself?” I thought, that is strange. No, I’m just gonna put it up in the living room