Joker Funny Status Messages

   I know winter has started when my neighbor returns my rake, and borrows my snow shovel .

   The older I get, the more sense it makes to have a TV in the bathroom.

   Thankful saturday: The saturday after Thanksgiving when all your relatives have finally gone back home.

   They say a man's "member" can be gauged by the size of their feet. That maybe why my sister dates clowns.

   You know your ugly when you have more pictures of your family then yourself ' Haha