ANGELA Funny Status Messages

   Puberty is gonna hit Justin Bieber harder, than Chris Brown hit Rhianna!!

   Cut my life into pizza's, this is my plastic fork. Oven baking, heavy breathing, dont give a f**k if it's carbs that I'm eatting;)

   thinking of adding you to his to-do list.

   who can name the 6 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in two people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King and Wan-king

   My mom used to say I'm wasting my life playing video games. Then I thought "no sweat, I've got 2 more lives."

   If YOU didn't SEE it w/your own eyes, or HEAR it w/your own ears, then WHY would you INVENT IT w/your SMALL MIND or SHARE it with YOUR BIG MOUTH !

   I wonder if Edward Cullen's Load looks like glitter glue??

   Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!

   For every LIKE I receive. I shall drink one Jager-Bomb (Jagermeister + Redbull)

   dont waste your time , because time is money, and money is awesome , so dont waste your awesome

   found $20 under my bed ! my God, my room is so desperate to be cleaned, it's paying me. THE PLAN WORKED

   was just thinking if God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter…maybe thats why the Trex was always so angry?

   DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK.

   Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!!

   Do you ever have days that when someone says Hi, all you want to say back is, "I wish I was."

   an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

   The Skirt, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass!!

   says 'gardening' is what it's called when adults want to play in the dirt!

   To all those who look down on me; I'm tearin' down your balcony.

   I was given 4 E's and LSD last night… Such an awful start to a game of scrabble.